Moonking 

Expelling air/gas from the tip of your penis to cause a sound

Carl, stop walking so fast... every time you take a step, it sounds like you are moonking.

Moonking by Survivalratezero February 9, 2021

Morningstar

Morningstar is a divine title name given and bestowed to the musician “Poshmipo” as a reminder of his godly purpose , Morningstar remains the dawn , King of darkness , Arrival of dawn . The indie star 🌟 that shines and illuminate alone .

Lady 1: I can imagine why they dub Poshmipo the Morningstar among the rest of the celebrity stars

Lilith: Lol Poshmipo is the King of all stars , just call him “MORNINGSTAR”

Morningstar by Morningstar999 February 16, 2021

who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning? 

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy

Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning? by EugeneShaniquaLaqueeshaMcChan April 22, 2011

morning bone

The Rise in your pants that occurs every morining

Hey bitch, help me get rid of this morning bone

morning bone by The Pollok March 13, 2005

morning wood 

an erection that occurs when you wake up in the morning

I woke up with a morning wood today.

morning wood by Light Joker September 5, 2005

morning selfie

when someone posts a selfie to any social media in the morning, but puts on makeup and takes a shower before doing so. they then take the selfie and say whatever hipster crap they use. idiots actually believe that they just woke up so they fap to it.

stupid girl on social media: just woke up no kidding!!!! #beautiful #fabulous #nexttopmodel
socially awkward teen: woah ur so pretty! #fap2it
smart person: bet you got a shower and put on makeup before doing that "morning selfie" you #stupidbitch

morning selfie by 40percentchicken January 27, 2015

Morning Missile

the first poop of the day

Oh look, Brian is off to launch his morning missile. Mine's ready too launch to but I'll have to chill until his destruction is over.

Morning Missile by Crunchyness March 12, 2009