midnight gummer

When someone with no teeth (usually old ladies, or people from lehighton) give a blow job

boy: hey gramma wanna give me a midnight gummer

Granny Smith: sure

by Matt10796 July 3, 2011

Midnight Sahara

After havung sex without lubrication and in the act of foreplay you grab icy hot instead of lubrication. The aforementioned naughty parts of your partner are engulfed and your relationship is tarred.

Guy 1: oh dude I completely messed up last night...

Guy 2: what?

Guy 1: I midnight sahara'd my girlfriend last night...

Guy 2: hahahahaha!

by Dacatameow March 21, 2012

midnight boner

Being tired and as a consequence horny and attracted to someone only because its late and your tired.

sam: dude i totally have a midnight boner for sara
vince: dude what she is not your type and you got a girlfriend anyway
sam: i think im just tired man, but she looks smokin

by NMFTB January 22, 2014

Midnight Panther

A prestigious name for the night crawling young female who looks absolutely fabulous in whatever she wears. She is often referred to by her fellow night crawlers as simply panther.

There goes Midnight Panther!!! Damn shes hot!

by Bandgeekl March 3, 2014

Midnight diaper

The feeling of taking a warm, dark step into dogshit in the middle of the night

I had the worst sleep last night, Fin woke me up by barking in my face at 4:50am, I took a stroll to the bathroom and stepped in a midnight diaper

by Heavy hometown May 3, 2014

Midnight Cake

When you are incapable of consuming sugar, but insist on eating copious amounts of cake after the sun has set. Results in crippling migraines.

"Tom went for some midnight cake last night - I heard his head is fucked up this morning!"

by ThePezident May 12, 2014

Hindsight Fantasy

The depressing act of fantasizing about what you would have done differently if you knew what you know now.

"I would've stopped her from going out for a jog that day if I knew she'd get hit by a jumbo jet, she'd still be alive and so would the passengers on flight 123 and I would become a total hero and not have to keep working this stupid job"
"That's a nice hindsight fantasy, but keep on scrubbin' - those dishes ain't gonna clean themselves."

by agnerypershiiion November 25, 2014