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Meth math

When someone on meth tries doing elematary level math while conversing with you at a bar.
What's your name? Are you Irish? My dad is English and my mom is Irish, but I'm only one quarter English! This is a classic example of meth math.
by Benny Biceps August 24, 2007
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math book

Term for someone who has many problems, usually of a personal nature. Loosely derived from a joke found in a box of Cracker Jack's.
Katy lost it again last night and just started bawling. What a math book.
by cookie November 22, 2004
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math class

A retardedly fun class despite it being less useful than say, computer literacy, contrary to popular belief.
y = mx + b *shotforbeinganalgebra2nerd*
by dj gs68 October 16, 2003
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MATH-9

On a TI-83/89 scientific calculator, pressing the 'MATH' button and then the '9' button prompts a function that enables the user to find the answer to a type of problem called a definite integral within a few keystrokes. The alternative to this is doing it all by hand, which is very time-consuming/tedious. So, by simply using "MATH-9" you save yourself some time and a headache. This can be loosely applied to situations in life that require work, but whoever is supposed to be doing that work is lazy/uninterested so they opt out of it by finding a simple alternative.
Bob: Ugh, my girlfriend was bugging me to mow the lawn all day!

Charlie: So did you give in or what?

Bob: Nah, I just MATH-9'd that shit and paid some neighborhood kid to do it.
by Rutherford Jones June 29, 2009
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Math teacher

-noun- a person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them
That's our math teacher.
by Lrhy8 August 31, 2020
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mateja

mateja's that guy who just plays games a fair bit. he's got sweet brown eyes but can be a pain in the ass at times.
Guy 1: "Ugh that guy literally keeps posting the same memes again and again..!"
Guy 2: "Chill.. That's just Mateja."
by miss rae is me October 17, 2020
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mathavan

omg look hes a mathavan!
by mk2neatt May 12, 2021
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