Select Male

Select Males are Men that women tend gravitate towards first as opposed to less attractive guys because they are attractive whether it be with looks or money or a combination of the two. These dudes are likely to get “Choosing Signals” from girls as a result of being Select Males, but even if you are a “Select Male” it doesn’t guarantee that will get women…especially if you have a terrible personality and no social skills.

Dashaun is a select male (at least assumed to be a select male) because he is a 6ft model that is fit and makes good money.

by somedudewithnothingbettertodo April 27, 2023

Simpa Male

A person who claims to be a Sigma Male, who is actually a Simp who pretends to act like he’s a Sigma Male.

Dude, you are totally a Simpa Male, you subscribe to onlyfans girls and porn! You can’t pull woman.

I’m a Simpa Male, I’m a lonewolf who can’t get any, which is why I love Porn.

Simpa Male: I’m a Sigma Male

Bro: No, you aren’t cause you pay for 🐱
Simpa Male: I don’t like hierarchy and I’m independent.
Bro: Dude, you depend on people and get government benefits.

by PC Slayer Sword December 13, 2022

Chair Male

A type of male that has developed the ultimate technique for asserting dominance. They walk over to you, steal your chair, and then sit upon it, making it stinky due to their forceful butt sweat. After this they leave, often performing the stanky leg as they walk away. They then judge you for not being able to tolerate the extreme stank of your recently dankified chair.

Kings are the ultimate Chair Males- they literally sit on thrones all day long, and then force other people to wipe their butt. They then commit tax evasion while forcing starving peasants to perform labor while crapping in holes.

by medium_dipper October 9, 2021

Donda Male

The rarest type of Male. There are approximately 2 Donda males in the world, one of them being Kanye West. The Donda male stands higher than Sigma in the hierarchy.

-This dude is just repeating “Donda, Donda, Donda” the whole day.
-Bro, I think he might be a Donda male.

by GreedyNose1034 September 13, 2021

swag male

like a sigma male but WAY cooler.

TIM: "I'm a sigma male B)."
MOBY: "Oh yeah? Well, I'M a SWAG MALE B))))))."
TIM: "Oh shit."

by professional yo mama male July 13, 2021

Combine Male

The Combine Male is one who assimilates with the entirety of all those that consider themselves combine: In Essence he has no defining qualities other than Combine i.e.; Assimilating all into the whole, generally having a lack of emotion, and a strong hatred of lambda males. He's the kinda guy that would browse 4Chan on a habitual basis.

Have you seen That Combine Male, Telling everyone to pick up cans and ranting about this Freeman guy?

by Wizmaster Home Video June 30, 2021

Grugma Male

A grugma male is the most dominant male even more than the sigma male, they become a grugma male from being different. When you help someone and cut them down. now that's a grugma male.

"Hey you want me to help you with your groceries?" "Sure" *runs away with groceries* "John your such a grugma male"

by Aden-cord April 27, 2022