When after the first wipe, the toilet paper is clean but you wipe for a second time and realise it was just an illusion. It then takes half the roll to get clean.
I had a very satisfied smile after a clean first wipe but the next revealed I had been fooled, a wipe lie!
by HizerKite November 22, 2023

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

It isn't a matter of belief vs non-belief. Even if what I am saying is true, what YOU Wan to happen is happening. Other people are profiting off of me and I have to perform meaningless labor and live in poverty. And as long as you don't have to pay the price, you are perfectly fine with someone else's kid getting murdered over it."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2024

The literal definition of lie is “I’m fine” if you’ve ever told someone that you’re fine it was probably a lie “I’m fine” is probably on of the biggest lies in the world
Hey how are you? I heard your (someone you care about) died.
Oh yea I’m fine. It’s ok.
Are you lying?
Ofc not why would I lie?
Oh yea I’m fine. It’s ok.
Are you lying?
Ofc not why would I lie?
by Roastbeef1864 November 22, 2020

You are like snitchen when you tell someone exactly what happened, the truth;snitchen; but you dont tell them who did it, you lie and put the blame on someone else, someone who didn't do it.
"I know hes cheating on you, for a fact, I saw him leaving that hotel..he was with...ahhh... Debbie...", she said. "Quit lie snitchen!!, I saw you with him...No Debbie...your snitchen on him but savin your butt, nah that's lie snitchen foo"
by MissyBunnz August 2, 2020
