AOL Kids

sad little fuckers who can't spell, or co-ordinate their fingers to type in a keyboard properly. See n00bs.

<AOLmunchkin> HELLO!!!111 lolz.
<FatTony> Well, if it ain't the stench on society's a-hole. How you doing, assbaby?
<AOLmunchkin> Wot?/
<FatTony> Never you mind your small, feeble head.
<AOLmunchkin> fuk u,, ura suk, u stopid fukhad.
<FatTony> And how.
<AOLmunchkin> brb,, i gotta go 2 teh tiolet!1 lolz.
<FatTony> How is that funny?
<AOLmunchkin> ura looser.
<FatTony> Says the unco-ordinated hick with a Mountain Dew bottle up his/her/its ass. Might I note that the Mountain Dew bottle is full of Mountain Dew. Painful enema, mayhaps?
<AOLmunchkin> fak u man

And then the assyness will continue into the night.

AOL Kids by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003

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fat kids schoolbag

rate of travel of schoolyard gossip. similar to warp drive. did you ever enjoy running into a corridor to find some fat bastards satchel lying open on the floor only to give it a fucking great kick?.... no?...just me then.

someone started a rumour that the headmaster is knobbing the music teacher, if this gets out it will be round the playground quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag! these top trumps are excellent, they're gonna be round school quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag

fat kids schoolbag by julian June 18, 2006

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Wepo Kids

The kids who frequently hang out infront of Starbucks in downtown Westport, Connecticut. They sit around, smoke cigarettes and just plain chill. You don't just become a Wepo Kid by hanging out downtown one Friday night, you have to be accepted by the other kids. It's kind of like a gang. But not really.

Jimmy: Hey, who are they?
Bobby: Oh, those are the Wepo Kids. They never leave this place. Thats why there are so many cigarette butts everywhere.
Jimmy: Oh. Are they cool?
Bobby: I wouldn't know, they only hang out with their own kind. If we went over there they'd reject us and get bitched out.
Jimmy: Shit...

Wepo Kids by Kay Willz September 27, 2009

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AOL Kids

Internet surfers who act lame, foolish, or just childish. They are also known to spam, flame, misspell words in ways you never knew words could be misspelled, write in extreme shorthand or l33tspeak, accuse other users of hacking without cause, TeamKill (in onnline games) and other online idiocies. The person being refered to as an AOL Kid may or may not actually use AOL, and may or may not be a minor. Also used as a noun as a place for such people to go.

Go back to AOL Kids you idiot.

AOL Kids by AlexMax April 8, 2003