Jersey

The best mother fuckin state in the country. If you think you're tough go to Camden or JC, we'll see what's up. Only the strong survive in this state biatch.

you ain't shit unless you from Jersey, we don't take nothin' from nobody.

by Phat Tony April 27, 2006

New Jersey

noun

(see shithole)

Wow, this shithole reminds me of New Jersey!

by Foznots November 1, 2009

the name Jersey

The best female human being you will posibly ever meet.

The name Jersey is a pleasant name.

by The Best definition maker January 28, 2018

Jersey Boob Job

When a person wears multiple bras to make their bust look bigger.

"Wow Tammy's boobs are looking great tonight."
"She must be doing a jersey boob job, whoever is DTF with her tonight is going to be disappointed"

by fromthemitten October 29, 2011

Jerseyed

When you get your jersey pulled over your face, and you can't punch with your arms or see with your eyes. Classic hockey fight move.

"Oh man, you see Joe totally jerseyed McKenzie there!"

by TBird8 June 14, 2012

New Jersey state slogan

"When someone tells you to kiss them where it smells funny, you can bring them here."

This is the new New Jersey state slogan.

by dickfitzentite January 9, 2010

Jamesburg,New Jersey

Located in the center of New Jersey, Jamesburg is part of Middlesex County, also including Helmetta and Monroe (unfortunately) and their just 3 out of the 25 other towns. Jamesburg is pretty small having only 570 acres and having a population about 6,000 in 2019. Besides being pretty small the locals treat each other like friends and get a good old time, the elementary school is 2 floors and has a lower floor where there used to be a library, unlike the elementary the middle school is a 1 floor hallways and has only around 300 kids in it, about 60 people only graduate which is badass cuz we don’t need a huge ass class. The teachers are somewhat good they are a little strict but they are kind and give you extra credit even if you don’t need it, the sports are good especially soccer (in 2020 the GMB middle school boys soccer team became undefeated) and there is also basketball. The other kids treat each other like family and like to fight other Monroe white kids (love that), we’re definitely stronger than Monroe kids and are badass, Monroe white kids think their gangster but their actually petty rich kids with fish-scented coochies (true all true) and they think Jamesburg is the hood. If you’re thinking of living in Monroe think again there are a lot of crack and pot heads although it says that Monroe is one of the safest towns in New Jersey they gotta stop the cap, Jamesburg is small but the people are kind and the food is great.

Jamesburg,New Jersey is a nice, small, and comfy town

by Fuck white niggas April 8, 2021