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Help

You can not run or hide, there is no more help.
There is no Help on the way.
by nevets/ lolopcjnweufvhfperufhe December 16, 2021
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HELP ME

PLEASE HELP I'VE BEEN KIDNAP BY PEOPLE AND LOCK ME IN WITH A LAPTOP MADE IN 2001 RUNNING IN THE NEWIST VERSON OF WINDOWS (XP) AND PEOPLE IT STUCK ON 6/30/01 PLEASE HELP ME I'M TRAP IN THIS ROOM ONLY WITH A LAPTOP THAT RUNS REALLY SLOW AND THE LAPTOP IS TERRIBLE IT HAVE 9 GB OF RAM
NO PLEASE HELP ME MY LAPTOP IS SLOW AND BAD.
by need help December 2, 2021
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HELP

A modern slang word used to mean that you find something funny.
Adding a question mark to the end can imply that something is funny but confusing or concerning.

The term is derived from the idea of laughing so hard you can't breathe, and thus need to call for help. This shares a similar etymology to "💀," which comes from laughing so hard you die.
Situ. 1:

Person A: Posts a funny video

Person B: HELP

Situ. 2 (Question Mark):

Person A: id smash joe biden fr

Person B: HELP?
by Xavi Washere June 6, 2024
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/help

how noobs ask for help
person 1: /help

/?

/h

/..... oh wait this is Skyrim, that doesn't work here
by isdylanok November 10, 2022
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Why not ask for help?

Because you can just you can just do what I told you to in relationship to the problem THAT I OUTLINED EXPLICITLY AND NOT THE ONE YOU WANT TO HELP FUCKING "PEOPLE" WITH.
Hym "Why not ask for help? Because you don't actually give help. That isn't a thing I can get from you. All I'm currently getting is bloviating about what 'people' want and I am not fucking 'people' am I? So no. I'm not going to grovel at your feet. You and your entire profession are the worst conceivable people because at least you're kind of allowed to kill the murderers and rapists. And don't say this is 'manipulation' because I don't actually care what you do in response to this. I'm just going to find a kid to kill and kill myself. None of this matters."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2024
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Help!

The fifth studio album of the Beatles released in 1965. Also the soundtrack to the movie of the same name. The album features singles such as Help! and Yesterday.
The Beatles album Help! is one of my favourite albums!
by Joergen1942 June 4, 2022
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Comp Sci Help

When a girl asks you for computer science work help, this is her hinting she wants yo dick.
Matilda: Hey Bob, Can I get some comp sci help
Bob: yes its 6 inches long, can you take it?
by godpenisgod33 June 7, 2023
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