hamboner

A bald homo-phobe that masks this disease by accusing others of having it. Makes every situation seem gay. Also, did I mention that he is bald? Gets a cul de sac five o'clock shadow. Sometimes is refered to as pigs in a blanket.

Dude, eveything is gay with you, your such a hamboner.

by DeltaShift September 9, 2010

Hamboard

When your hamstrings are so sore from working out, they become stiff like a board.

"Kyle: Bro let's go for a run"
"Matt: Not gonna happen. I have hamboards from the gym yesterday"
"Kyle: Take more N.O. and call me when you can train like a man"

by paumeron September 23, 2011

Hamhogged

Being called out for having a small dick.

We just totally hamhogged that kid with the little dick between us in the bathroom.

by dougdalish November 2, 2012

hamfoot

A person who has a condition in which their feet constantly smell of fresh glazed ham. The odor can sometimes be confused with Canadian Bacon.

Jesus tap dancing Christ it smells like ham in here.

Put your shoes back on you fucking hamfoot.

by Thorp November 18, 2013

Hammock City

A gathering of drunken campers, usually around multiple bonfires string several hammocks up in the woods and party for the weekend

I heard the hammock city this weekend is gonna be awesome.

by One Smart-ass redneck September 28, 2014

hammock ride

PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.

"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."

"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."

by Ten Forward September 14, 2015

Hammond, Ontario

A small country town in Rockland, Ontario that nobody has ever heard of.

Person 1: I went to Hammond, Ontario
Person 2: Is that a store?
Person: No, it's a town.

by Sgt BlackCat January 19, 2016