ass flute

There is no such thing as an ass flute.

Dean: "I wanna play your ass flute."

Jane: "There is no such thing as an ass flute."

by Jon James November 9, 2007

flute

well...aswell as it being a musical instrument...in culchie ireland...(mainly the midlands)it's an idiot or eejit

oh my god, what are ya talking about, ya tick flute?!

shut up, and stop being a feckin flute hole!

by lee April 7, 2005

flutergork

adjective; the state of being a guy on a boat with nothing better to do than make up words ; retard

i know a guy who works on a boat, he is a total flutergork

by starscreamsrevenge January 22, 2010

Flyce

Wierd word in scrabble for the

Your such a Flyce ,

by Pemeebear July 12, 2012

Flute

A glass pipe used to smoke crack out of.

did that guy just cartwheel and flute at the same time?

by the dragon man August 14, 2016

Penis flytrap

When you go to pee and your weener gets stuck in your fly, causing extreme pain

Scres ce emanating from the bathroom when my weener got stuck in the old penis flytrap

by D Flawless February 26, 2020

Playing the Chode Flute

Another way to say, sucking a chode. comes from the simple retarded ass english language.

Kid: what's that girl doing?
Adult: Oh, she's just playing the chode flute.

by pudgums June 26, 2009