completely fair

An inappropriate, cold response to a serious or emotional situation or comment from someone. To be used when the responder really doesn't give a shit. Most effective when used as a hashtag to a ridiculous situation. For example, ruthless capitalist extraordinaire Kevin O'Leary saying it's a "great thing" that 3.5 billion people live in abject poverty was a #completelyfair comment. Best used as a hashtag. Absolutely necessary given all the ridiculousness in the world.

1: My mom died of cancer today after a five year fight.

2: #completelyfair

Liberal: It sucks that 3.5 billion people are living on basically nothing.
Super rich white guy: Completely fair.

by BrownSanctimony January 26, 2014

wanda fair

A really hott cheerleader!!!

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

a fair suck of the sav

Meaning:

To be ripped off, or hard done by

Hey mate, hows that new car going,

Hey bro, Na i got ripped off with that 1, i didnt get a fair suck of the sav

by livingBipolar June 15, 2010

wanda fair

an ugly cunt

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

Pownal Fair

When a bunch of hillbillies gather to drink beer, watch 10 fireworks, and tap dance in Pownal Vt.

Bill: "Hey, y'all headin downta the Pownal Fair taday?"
Tom: "Hell YeAh! I'm gonna git drunk and do the tractor pull!"
Jim: "An IM gonna tap dance and sing bad care-EEE-oo-kee til the firework!!"

by iwishididntlivehere123 March 19, 2009

Life isn't fair

An excuse for being too lazy to make something that is unfair fair.

Guy: I got spawn-killed, that's so unfair!
Lazy developer of game: Life isn't fair.

by polsgfpothgmhfglhtohpfogkpfgol October 15, 2019

wanda fair

the best friend in the world!!! we're both angels, right wanda? 0=-)

by Anonymous February 11, 2003