ejackulation

when semon/sperm cums out of ur horney dick

u got cum all over me/in my eye

by orgy boys January 7, 2005

Ejactile

Noun. Ejaculate + Projectile
Ejactile refers to the projectile form of cum.

Watch out for this ejactile! Too late, my ejactile landed in your eye.

by _Patrick_ July 16, 2008

Ejacumaster

n. A moderate insult which implies that its target has ingested or otherwise come into contact with so much wordmanjaculate/word that they are indeed a master at such. Usually an implication of homosexuality in the target.

"Go swallow another load, you Ejacumaster."

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 2, 2003

ejnett

to be deformed or hideous to such an extent that it can be blinding and suicidal.

if you are ejnett, then you may be referred to as a bhenchod

"Gabriella Renton is so ejnett it makes me want to throw up, but it looks like somebody already did. I wonder why she hasn't cleaned it off yet, oh yeah, SHE CANT!"

by VTEJJJJ January 17, 2008

Ejazzulate

Masterbating while listing to jazz music

I enjoy to ejazzulate

by Fuebqkdhfbqbd July 2, 2015

Ejacu-whip

The sexual practice when a male masturbates with their penis in the upward position and as they're about to ejaculate, quickly swing down their shlong to release a line of semen. The semen will then make a whip like motion as the penis swings down onto the opposite person's body.

Josh used the ejacu-whip on his girlfriend, as he wanted to finish off on a rememberable night.

by TheMonkeKing January 3, 2021

premature ejaculection

Premature ejaculection occurs when a political candidate
rapidly loses support.

Gingrich gained ground in the polls this week as Cain and
Perry both experienced premature ejaculection.

by goldandsilverowner November 18, 2011