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he would fuck up a wet dream 

A person so incompetent he couldn't even adequately perform a natural function.
Don't trust George with that job. He would fuck up a wet dream.

Dream Theater 

the progressive band whose technical proficiency on their instruments cannot be topped by any other rock group
Most people cannot comprehend how incredible the music of Dream Theater is compared to average popular rock crap.
Dream Theater by Tarheel82 September 4, 2004
When A Ghost Jacks You Off While You Sleeping And You Cum All Over Your Bed.
Joey Went To Sleep At 5 pm And Ilan the big ghost came and jacked him off and gave joey a wet dream
Wet Dream by IlanJoey October 3, 2011

Dream SMP 

A MineCraft SMP owned by the YouTuber “Dream”(aka green crazed man who has too much clout). In this server there’s death, death, killing pets, blowing up things, drama, death, like 5 wars, death, death, drugs, death, ETC.
Scenario one-
Person1- Hey wanna do drugs?
Person2- Ohhh like the dream SMP? I’m not sure we break out in war
Person1- What

Scenario two-
Person1- Hey did you watch Tommy innet’s stream today?
Person2- Oh the one on the Dream SMP?
Person1- Yah
Person2- I watched it but I had to leave it early
Person1- Oh
Dream SMP by MoonEra September 17, 2020

carpenters dream 

carpenters dream by Anonymous September 28, 2003

Dream Theater 

Regarded in the metal community as kings of musical masturbation

These guys can play as many notes in a second as possible.
Dream Theater are top notch musicians, but too much obsessed with wanking their instruments
Dream Theater by dildo777 May 1, 2022