sneak a dook

Don't touch the water source at the wall...just lift the tank lid and let out the meanest growler ever then replace the tank lid and flush the toilet. the next person to use it will be baffled how it is impossible to make the water turn clear again.Or turn the water off and when the next person to use trouble shoots the problem.......

sneak a dook self explanitory.....

by hohndogger August 6, 2006

Dookie Dreamer

A sexual act where a girl is sleeping with her mouth open, then the guy poops in her mouth and duct tapes it closed quickly. This usually results in quite the funny face when she awakes.

Guy 1: "My great aunt fell asleep in her rocking chair so I gave her a big dookie dreamer. You should have seen the shit fly out of her nose when she woke up."

Guy 2: "SAWEEEEEET"

by The Dream King November 12, 2009

rusty doorknob

When a girl poops on a man's penis, and leaves it to dry, for a few hours (this is essential!) and then returns to give him a handjob as if she were turning a doorknob. A rusty doorknob.

"OMG Rhonda gave Bernie a rusty doorknob last night! He says he now has a new perspective on life."

by Danprabjanif Kinharbak November 5, 2011

Dookie Chunk

1. A chunk of fecal matter.
2. Anyone who is being mean.
3. You.

You are a dookie chunk.

by Travis Johnson June 19, 2003

Dookie

Dutch word in the Frisian dialect meaning Dishcloth

I'm going to wipe up this spill, please pass me the dookie.

by Dutchgirl August 24, 2005

dookey shoot

Although the exact origins of this word can't be proven, it's consentrated mainly in the south. Persisely in Havana FL. It is the ghetto slang or another way of reffering to ones ass.

"That hoe been taking it in the dookey shoot since the 8th grade"

"That bitch walks like she has something stuck in her dookey shoot"

by McArthur Albert April 6, 2005

ooka dooka

Is a middle eastern person, can also be used to mock there native language.

OO like boo without the B
Ka like Ka-trina without Trina
doo is like boo but with a d instead
ka like Katrina again

if a Somalian starts flippin out on u in his native tongue then I just say "well ooka dooka" to u 2 pal.

I hope the Ooka Dookas dont get offended for this im not racist. :P

by NidgeDFX January 12, 2008