what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china 

When someone says something completely irrelevant.

Jo: Gas in Mexico is $1.70 per gallon.
BOB: what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china. (They live in Tennessee)

what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china by LA777 May 14, 2015

does the pope shit in a funny hat? 

An answer to a question with an obvious yes.

It's a splice of two phrases
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?

Interviewer to a rock star:
-Have you had sex with groupies?
Rock star:
-does the pope shit in a funny hat?

does the pope shit in a funny hat? by ana von hindenburg February 26, 2011

How does it throw? 

Same meaning as "How's it going?"

How does it throw? Today it throws great!

How does it throw? by Alexipunk September 29, 2008

One does not simply 

One does not simply not define this phrase.

One does not simply come up with an example of one does not simply.

One does not simply by One Does Not Simply Identify March 6, 2014

DM does GB 

1. A sexual reference

2. Also in "The Office" meaning "Dunder Mifflin does Gettysburg"

Jim Halbert: "I've been wearing this very pink hat all day (that says DM does GB), and I've been getting weird looks because I'm pretty sure it's a sexual reference."

DM does GB by CCG15 November 17, 2011

Doerf 

A noun that can replace any other noun and when i say any i mean any

I had a deorf last night. I love to deorf off alot. What kind of word is doerf anyway.

Doerf by Doerfer April 14, 2010

doefer 

A Man/Women that fucks deers

hey chief? yes? we caught that doefer that's been terrorising the northwest potion of the forest for the past decade.

doefer by Mope420 March 14, 2011