Fatty Mc Dildo

usually referred to fat people with dildos up their asses

Me: Hey Fatty Mc Dildo got beans?
Fatty Mc Dildo: Ya fucked a dildo today, why?
Me: get in the bin.

by Fake news April 4, 2017

dildo

Another name for an electric zapper used to torture pledges during fraternity initiations.

"The Phi Eta Mu uses dildoes on their pledges."

by loujx December 9, 2007

dildo jock

An asshole or complete loser. A person who sucks.

-Man, Larry really pisses me off. I can't stand him.

-I agree, Tom. Larry is a dildo jock.

by Eye to the Tron February 1, 2008

Dilded

To be penetrated by a dildo.

Last night, I decided to change it up and got dilded by my wife.

by jmerriex March 4, 2013

dildo waggins

The name given to a dog whose bobbed tail resembles an erect penis or a dildo. When exited, the dog's tail will rise in the air and wag vigorously. The name was created as a pun/reference to the popular character from J.R.R Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" series and "The Hobbit", Bilbo Baggins.

As soon as Jimmy threw the tennis ball, dildo waggins was galloping majestically, tail wagging like a metronome at 9001 bpm.

by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 26, 2014

DILDO

Acronym for "Dual Income, Love for Dogs Only". Similar to DINK (Dual Income, No Kids), except while accepting reproducing is fucking stupid (take THAT, selfish gene!), a DILDO will take on the roll of pseudo-parents by adopting dogs instead.

"Look at those DILDOs, walking their washed and trimmed poodles."

"When we finish University and start our careers, let's be DILDOs!"

"I'd love to be a DILDO."

by Cackbag March 17, 2014

Dildonius

Dildonius is a name given to somebody or something when a certain level of retardedness or stupidness has been reached; when you have become dumber than a dildo.

"How many times do I have to fucking tell you Dildonius?! You're OTHER left!!!!" yelled the Drill Sergeant.

"Yes Drill Sergeant" replied the Private.

by A$$holius March 30, 2015