When she has a suspicious vagina but you don't like using protection, so you add a third. The condoman fucks your girl while you fuck him, serving as a barrier between yall.
Person 1: So how'd it go with Yewel?
Person 2: She had some warts on her vag and a latex allergy, so I called my Condoman in and he helped facilitate our sex.
Person 2: She had some warts on her vag and a latex allergy, so I called my Condoman in and he helped facilitate our sex.
by penismachine September 29, 2019
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Brad: Nothing, he's a condamentaphobe
Dylan: What?! Not even Ketchup and Mustard?!
Zack: Nope, that's what we mean by condamentaphobia
Dylan: .....What the fuck?!
Brad: Nothing, he's a condamentaphobe
Dylan: What?! Not even Ketchup and Mustard?!
Zack: Nope, that's what we mean by condamentaphobia
Dylan: .....What the fuck?!
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A Neo-Catholic term for the divine punishment of those who use barrier contraception, such as condoms, to physically block sperm from reaching its target egg.
"And I will render Condamnation upon thee who waste their vital seed, allowing it to spill on the ground; that which could flower deep in the loins of the weaker sex."
- Jesus
- Jesus
by levi_athan September 25, 2011
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by Guido1 March 12, 2008
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Get the Condometer mug.The act of wraping a plastic bag over a debit card. The condom swipe is necessary after two to five tries of swiping a debit card through a machine that repeatedly declines the transaction.
(7-11 cashier 1)- four thirty five sir.
(customer)- on debit.
(7-11 cashier 1)- debit? *swipe... swipe... swipe...brushes card on uniform...swipe...
(7-11 cashier 2)- give it the condom swipe.
(customer)- on debit.
(7-11 cashier 1)- debit? *swipe... swipe... swipe...brushes card on uniform...swipe...
(7-11 cashier 2)- give it the condom swipe.
by Dusty Ballz October 19, 2010
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A person who applies condiments to any and all food, even if said food would not usually require condiments or already has condiments on it. In severe cases, condimentalists have been known to get through whole bottles of ketchup in one day.
A person who applies condiments to any and all food, even if said food would not usually require condiments or already has condiments on it. In severe cases, condimentalists have been known to get through whole bottles of ketchup in one day.
1. Phil: I'm going to have a salad
Amy: DON'T FORGET THE KETCHUP *SPLOOODGE*
Phil: You're a condimentalist.
2. Amy: I love ketchup *masturbates*
Phil: You're a condimentalist.
Amy: DON'T FORGET THE KETCHUP *SPLOOODGE*
Phil: You're a condimentalist.
2. Amy: I love ketchup *masturbates*
Phil: You're a condimentalist.
by P-Trainz&Amsz-Trainz December 1, 2010
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