Clamsmacker

When you smash the length of your cock across her fanny lips in order to gain some lady lube before you slam it in there.

"Thankfully I produce enough fanny juice that all he needs is a quick clamsmacker and he's in there" .

"Come and have a clamsmacker, up 'me curry bongo, take it up the bum".

by Roy Wegerle June 21, 2024

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Clamstache

The act of sticking your finger into a woman’s vagina and then smearing it above her upper lip like it’s a mustache.

She called me a jerk and left after I gave her a greasy, smelly clamstache.

by BluLaura July 24, 2024

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cluming

Putting 4 tits together and the shoot milk in your mouth while nutting

Me Sasha and Emma was cluming last night

by Clum master August 10, 2024

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Clumber

A horrendously botched pronunciation of cucumber

Fuck's sake I don't want any more clumber

by Steeeeve2 March 16, 2025

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Slang term from New England meaning that the person you are speaking of is full of disease. (Clams cover a wide range of diseases) If you are going CLAMMING- the slang would mean you are going looking for disease!

That guy is full of clams. I am not dating him! She is nothing but a clam!

by Melissa Kelly OKeefe February 3, 2026

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