Clamsmacker

When you smash the length of your cock across her fanny lips in order to gain some lady lube before you slam it in there.

"Thankfully I produce enough fanny juice that all he needs is a quick clamsmacker and he's in there" .

"Come and have a clamsmacker, up 'me curry bongo, take it up the bum".

by Roy Wegerle June 21, 2024

clapsacker

A clapsacker is a word invented by my wife. Who likes to make up random words. The definition is someone who does everything exactly by the book, to the point of taking all the fun out of things in life. It originated when I told her, that she shouldn't plug her phone into the car when it wasn't running because it would drain the battery. She said, WTF, why do you always have to be such a clapsacker.

Charging my phone without the engine running is not going to drain the battery. Stop being such a fucking clapsacker all the time!

by Lupe's Bro August 13, 2018

clam smacker

when two lesbians,well, smack their "clams" together.

wow,that dike is definitely a clam smacker!

by Elena June 9, 2003

clitsmacker

A female who gets enjoyment out of smacking her clitoris..really hard..maybe with a two by four.

Therese is such a clitsmacker, she's staying home tonight instead of coming out with us so she can smack her clit with a boiled lobster.

by Jason Elmore December 5, 2003

clamsnacker supreme

the mack who likes to snack the clams

Man, he munches so much rug, he's the clamsnacker supreme!

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

clam smacker

A type of lesbian sex. When two women rub their vaginas together.

Troll: "Hey Frenchie. Want to share a hotel with me again?"
Frenchie: "Umm.. no, that's okay.."
Troll: "Come on! We can watch porn together and sleep in the same bed".
Frenchie: "Get away from me you clam smacker!!"
Troll: "Tu es une baguette."

by Katie December 19, 2004

Clamsmacked

Female version of tea bags

After she knocked my out she clamsmacked me!

by Salina7 June 19, 2025