Clamsmacker

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When you smash the length of your cock across her fanny lips in order to gain some lady lube before you slam it in there.

"Thankfully I produce enough fanny juice that all he needs is a quick clamsmacker and he's in there" .

"Come and have a clamsmacker, up 'me curry bongo, take it up the bum".

Clamsmacker by Roy Wegerle June 21, 2024

Words you can keep

clapsacker

A clapsacker is a word invented by my wife. Who likes to make up random words. The definition is someone who does everything exactly by the book, to the point of taking all the fun out of things in life. It originated when I told her, that she shouldn't plug her phone into the car when it wasn't running because it would drain the battery. She said, WTF, why do you always have to be such a clapsacker.

Charging my phone without the engine running is not going to drain the battery. Stop being such a fucking clapsacker all the time!

clapsacker by Lupe's Bro August 13, 2018

Related Words

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clam smacker

when two lesbians,well, smack their "clams" together.

wow,that dike is definitely a clam smacker!

clam smacker by Elena June 9, 2003

clitsmacker

A female who gets enjoyment out of smacking her clitoris..really hard..maybe with a two by four.

Therese is such a clitsmacker, she's staying home tonight instead of coming out with us so she can smack her clit with a boiled lobster.

clitsmacker by Jason Elmore December 5, 2003

clamsnacker supreme

the mack who likes to snack the clams

Man, he munches so much rug, he's the clamsnacker supreme!

clamsnacker supreme by Anonymous March 28, 2003

clam smacker

A type of lesbian sex. When two women rub their vaginas together.

Troll: "Hey Frenchie. Want to share a hotel with me again?"
Frenchie: "Umm.. no, that's okay.."
Troll: "Come on! We can watch porn together and sleep in the same bed".
Frenchie: "Get away from me you clam smacker!!"
Troll: "Tu es une baguette."

clam smacker by Katie December 19, 2004

Clamsmacked

Female version of tea bags

After she knocked my out she clamsmacked me!

Clamsmacked by Salina7 June 19, 2025

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026