Cooked

A way of saying fucked without cussing

Guy1: Dude, I got a 37% on this test and my parents want to see it!

Guy2: Oh man, bro you’re cooked

by Meme Lord1802 April 23, 2024

Cooked

To describe yourself or someone that’s in a bad situation

“Bro I got a D on this test and my mom said if I fail, she’ll take away my phone for 2 months”
“You’re cooked, bro”

by anonymous May 4, 2024

Cooked

John Woiwode (a brave little boy and a mountaineer)

Holly shit man I’m cooked

by Woah ninnick May 4, 2024

Cooked

When someone is losing or has basically lost a situation.

Person 1: I didn't study for the test next period and it's worth 40% of my grade, Am I cooked?

Person 2: Flip yourself over and put a lil seasoning... cause your'e cooked!

by Exility4L May 4, 2024

Cooked

Basically another way of saying I’m screwed or in a bad situation; hopeless

I’m fucking cooked for this test bro

by the og ladibug May 7, 2024

Cooked

You’re completely done for, there’s no coming back from it

1. Bro im so cooked
2. “Am I cooked??”

3. Dude she’s about to leave me I’m cooked

by wicktheslayer May 9, 2024

Crooked Joe Biden

The 46th President of the United States. The worst President this country has ever seen.

Crooked Joe Biden can't find his way off the stage.

by kanas sucks May 15, 2024