Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest 

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

St. Joseph Catholic School

A gay school full of gays except for a few people, and the blacks there are all fat, and everybody is all holy, and the teachers there are ass. There is one that is like Portuguese or some shit that gets people in trouble for NO FUCKING REASON, and the vp there is shit. She doesn't even let people sit on the rocks that are MADE TO BE SIT ON.

guy 1- St. Joseph Catholic School is ass
guy 2- yepppp

St. Joseph Catholic School by Penispickle69420 February 22, 2020

Geibel Catholic 

1. A school full of horny fuck boys and slutty girls
2. A place where white people work for less than Mexicans

3. A place where girls have a competition on who can show the most ass in their skirts

1. Jeremy: Man did you see that Geibel Catholic thot over there?
Enzo: Dude that’s my sister

Geibel Catholic by bob sagets saggy balls March 22, 2019

Secular Catholic 

1. Somebody who is Catholic, but pushes for secularism in society and doesn't violate people's agency and only discusses their faith in the context of discussing theology.

"Damn, Jessie is so cool. She never gives me shit about my gender identity."

"Well, yeah, she's secular Catholic. She doesn't give a shit because she's going to love you even if you don't love her and love the SHIT out of God while keeping that shit on the low unless you ask. She's B A S E D."

Secular Catholic by weekly-bread September 11, 2020

Roman Catholic Atheist 

An atheist who has rejected all beliefs, but still seems to not want to go to protestant Church more than Catholic.

"Im a Roman Catholic Atheist, I'm not going to any church, but I'm going the least to the other ones"

Roman Catholic Atheist by thefitnessgramafwe23rware January 22, 2022

not in my christian catholic school 

A phrase used when an unholy act has been conducted in your vicinity and you would like it to be stopped

Can also be substituted with:
not in my Christian catholic household

Is usually used in the context of a joking manner unless it comes from the nun at your private school, and then be prepared for a firm ruler to the hands

ex1)
Stupid friend: *makes a sexual reference*
Me: not in my christian catholic school !!!!!!!!

ex2)
Stupid friend: *makes a sexual reference in my home*
Me: not in my christian catholic household !!!!!!!!

ex3)
Stupid me: *wears a skirt 4.5cm instead 5cm of the ground*
Psycho nun: NOT IN MY CHRISTIAN CATHOLIC SCHOOL !!!!!!!!! *pulls out ruler*

not in my christian catholic school by YEET OR BE YEETEN November 26, 2018

St. Paul's Catholic School 

A catholic school in Jacksonville Beach, Florida. It's a small school that only has about sixty kids in each grade (Pre-K through 8th). Two blocks from the beach, this little school has a perfect location, and it's staff are like family.

First Person: Where do your kids go to school?
Second Person: St. Paul's Catholic School.
First Person: Oh, really? I heard that it's a great school...
Second person: Oh, it is!

St. Paul's Catholic School by NOTFORUTOKNOW October 27, 2011