wouldn't fuck her with your dick

a girl so ugly or skanky that you wouldn't fuck her with someone else's dick let alone your meat.

Look at that crack-whore. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

by MnB75 March 5, 2005

A Candlelit Dinner With Inamorta

Best fucking song ever, plain and simple.

Go youtube it, right now, it's by Asking Alexandria.

Person A: This isn't over baby don't believe a word they said!
Person B: BUT THEN, SHE TAKES A MOMENT TO PONDER, TO WONDER WHAT COULD'VE BEEN GIVEN ANOTHER CHANCE!
Person A: Fuck yeah! A Candlelit Dinner With Inamorta owns!

by awrawerawerwar May 1, 2010

Fight Naked with Naked

Crawling into bed naked knowing there is another man naked in the same bed. The purpose of which is to make a statement that when possibly sharing a bed with another man (ex: during a trip to Kelowna) it is rude and improper to sleep completely naked.

Razvan had a tough decision at the end of the night, but in the end, he decided to fight naked with naked. As Razvan slowly took off his clothes and slid into bed with Bernie, Bernie understood the clear message Razvan was sending.

by snoop anoose August 1, 2011

McShit with lies

Using the toilets in McDonalds having given the assurance to the staff that you'll buy something.

"....yeah, I'm chocking on a shunky. My mate's getting the food in just now..."

by McPhail April 19, 2005

keep up with the joneses

to strive beyond one's means to keep up socially and financially with others in one's social circle or neighborhood (from the name of a comic strip by Arthur R. Momand)

If I he can't afford a decent meal, he should not keep up with the Joneses.

by The Return of Light Joker November 16, 2009

bros with benefits

Straight dudes who share hand jobs and blow jobs, maybe kissing if they're really open minded.

I guess I'm looking for a bros with benefits arrangement (Craigslist).

by lonely old dude November 18, 2013

josh dun with you son

When you are so done wtih someone you become Josh on the drooms

Person 1: Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub...
Person 2: Kanye-not

You: I'm so dun with both of you

Person 2: Josh dun?
You: Josh dun with you son
*drums off into the sunset*

by Tyjoaf May 29, 2016