Vampires Suck

The most epic spoof movie to come out this summer. For all the people who are tired of the stupid "Team Jacob" or "Team Edward" b.s.

Tagline: "From the guys that couldn't sit through another vampire movie"

Person 1: What are you doing on August 18th?
Person 2: Watching Vampires Suck

by Princess03 August 10, 2010

Vampire Mice

Tampons

"oh dear i've just got my period, better get some vampire mice"

by phillic November 2, 2008

Vampire

A male who preys on women during their menstrual cycle.

Pale one that sucks red blood, clotted fluid from womens
Menstruating vaginal region

To suck blood from, to extract by, the inhaling of or to consume menstrual secreation

I heard Jimmy turned into a vampire this weekend

by MrBlur January 14, 2011

Interview With The Vampire

i think the book is better than the movie....i like the movie because of kirsten dunst...hehe...she is cute in this movie,isn´t she..??whatever...i adore anne rice!!

it´s the first part of anne rice´s vampire chronicles....and it´s great!!!read it!!

by akasha September 1, 2004

vampires suck

the most awesome movie out! makes twilight look like crap! if you haven't seen it your missing out!

person 1: you want to see twilight?

person 2: are you crazy vampires suck is way better!

by lrn_strn15 September 6, 2010

Vampire

It all started witch Vlad Tepes(Vlad Dracul) who made up strict laws,punished with impaling,if ever broken.The merchants and outsiders that used to trade within Transylvania,the transylvanian saxons especially,made up stories while not being at home,about how cruel the current leader is,naming him Dracula,meaning more or less Dragon.His father earned the title Dracul for bravery,and recieved an amulet depicting a snake biting his tail in a circle.Transylvania(currently in Romania;))was a pretty exotic place for western europeans,so Bram Stoker used these rumors to create a story witch remains even now famous to the extreme.Sadly people these days are trying to create an alternative image regarding vampires...witch results in an epic FAIL!

twilight fan-listen dude you just goota check this vampire shit out!
original dracula fan-sorry dude.while your gay twilight actors are being manipulated to brainwash teenagers from alover the world,bela lugosi is actually as we speak drinking the blood of hundreds of people to sustain his everlasting lifeforce,and ruling the world behind the shadow....ok i'm just joking.
twilight fan-omg you're like so right...i'm gonna go burn all my twilight collectibles now,bye.

by DeadHashbrother August 27, 2010

Vampire

Possibly the coolest thing ever. Not those faggy twilight vampires, I'm talking about fucking badass ones that suck blood, not cocks. Which is weird, because vampires are so fucking awesome, that its okay for men to go gay for them. Evidently, the people who kill vampires are just as cool. Just look at the Belmonts from Castlevania.

When pirates and ninjas face off, vampires win.

Vampires don't need a fucking example.

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 October 4, 2010