Taking a shit with the lights off
"I had to take a vampire shit". All the lights were out in the washroom
by Phackoff April 6, 2016
When you dump so hard, your life force goes out your butt hole.
I took a serious vampire shit earlier today, and I haven’t felt human since.
by IlldefineIt December 18, 2017
When your talking to someone super boring, and you yell SHIT, VAMPIRES! and run away.
boring person: and that is how you properly grow and maintain radishe --
me: SHIT VAMPIRES! *runs*
by xxxamanda August 13, 2008