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The La Crosse Toss

A move created by one of the sickest dudes in La Crosse. This is when you 69 and go the extra inch and half (three inches total) so that both partners are licking buttholes. Also known as the Buisman #2.
Tim: "What's the quickest way to eat shit and get a clean asshole?"
Harold: "The La Crosse Toss baby... Oh yeah."
by Kyle Willinger November 4, 2007
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Tootskies

A nice, supple, perky, round, smooth, soft, fairly large, near perfect set of tits.


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So how far did you go with that girl?

Well... we just made out and I saw her tootskies.
by DirtyNRB69 April 24, 2009
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German Tootsie Roll

The act in which a person shats on another persons face, as close to the nose as possible, to create a mustache similar to Hitler's.
"Last night was crazy. This chick was from outta town and wanted some thing sweet, so I gave her a German Tootsie Roll."
by Matrixkid312 April 28, 2008
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hip-toss

During a hook up, one partner will perform this move with the purpose of changing positions, i.e., from the top to the bottom, or vise versa.
He hip-tossed me a little too enthusiastically and I hit my head on the wall, but it was cool because then I got to be on top.
by mb25 April 25, 2006
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Pasta Toss

A special party where a group of six or more men stand in a circle touching their flaccid penises together in order to mimic a bowl of soft noodles. Alfredo sauce is optional. (still illegal in 5 states)
I tried to surprise my friend the other day and boy did I screw up! I walked in on a major pasta toss! I had no idea he was into that.
by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009
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toolshed macdouchenator

An EXTREME tool. Such an utterly sad excuse for a human being, that said person is not JUST a toolBAG macdouchenator, but a toolSHED macdouchenator. Personally, I think we should just exterminate them all.
Epic Girl: Dude, Mark is such a toolshed macdouchenator.
Epic Dude: Dude, I know right. He's a MAJOR toolshed macdouchenator.
by EpicGirl;D June 13, 2010
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tooks

A word describing someone who is fat, arrogant and 1 sided. Is someone who can only see their point of view even if it is wrong.
Hitler is such a tooks
by Habibby August 30, 2006
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