Taint

The TAINT is refered to the subjectified area between your balls and your asshole. This part of your body must be cleaned as an unwashed TAINT could lead to something as bad as CHUNDER GUFF flavored taint emission coming from the specified area. Having an unwashed, scaly, unscrupulous and black taint can lead to asshole and ball sack cancer.

Cody: Yo Jayden, you seen that new kid, Sam

Jayden: Yeah, he hangs out with the Suicide Squad

(5 seconds later)

Cody: WHAT IS THAT SMELL!

Jayden: Oh yeah I forgot to tell you, that new Sam kid has an unwashed TAINT

Cody: Is it from him shitting out the dandruff that he's been eating?

Jayden: Yes, that's probably why he's fat.

by KanyeFloyd49 December 30, 2021

Taint Saint

Someone who boofs a lot of drugs.

"God, Lucy's such a taint saint. She boofed a whole .3 of MDMA the other day. Crazy bitch... I respect it."

by lmperfect February 12, 2022

taint faint

i) verb; taking the knuckle of one's dominant hand and applying a powerful punch to the taint of one's opponent, resulting in them fainting or overstimulating the prostate resulting in an orgasm.

I was about to be mugged in an alley, so to save myself I taint fainted him and he dropped on the spot.

by chenisboosh November 28, 2022

Tijuana Taint Tamale

After a long day/ night of drinking Dos Equis and eating nothing but questionable mexican food, this would be the residue found in your underwear.

i was on a bender last night and woke up with a tijuana taint tamale

by ballofmeat August 13, 2012

asshole tint

The too dark window tint on a drivers side window.

Hey, pull up to that BMW that's cutting everyone off so we can see who it is. Damn, I can't see him, he's got asshole tint!

by 4somefun December 12, 2014

Septic Taint

The smell of atual sewers coming from between a males legs in the area between butthole and under scotum.

1:Dude whats that smell
2:taint....septic taint

by tainter August 10, 2015

stained taint

Having wet farts so often that one's taint takes on the hue of shat.

Bill farted in front of john, the sound it made had the distinct sound of a gurgling sloppy shart. John quipped , I think you may have a stained taint after that one. You disgusting fucker!

by poopy pants fucktard January 23, 2016