Toilet Paper Conundrum

The law of total probability that decides it will be your turn to be without toilet paper in the bathroom.

All at the same time, there is not a spare roll within a 12-mile radius of your location. This may have you questioning what you did to deserve this or why bad things happen to good people.

"I prayed to God asking not to be hit with the Toilet Paper Conundrum."

"I still haven't recovered from that Toilet Paper Conundrum yesterday."

by homb July 4, 2014

Garbage Video Toilet

The unrecognized commode that is effectively the fifth member of the 90's rock band "Garbage". The receptacle makes uncredited and inexplicable appearances in a disproportionate number of the band's videos.

"I can't believe it. This is the fifth Garbage video I've seen today and there's that pesky toilet again. WHY?"

"That's the Garbage Video Toilet. I hear the band just likes the little guy."

"They might as well give it a guitar."

by Cirdellin January 7, 2010

Peppering The Toilet Seat

The act of "peppering" or otherwise seasoning a public toilet seat. The pepper flakes themselves generally contain blood or fecal matter, or a combination of both. The term peppered originated due to the fact that the toilet seat will literally appear as if someone sprinkled pepper all over it.

Hey bro, do you know if someone was peppering the toilet seat again? I can't use it now! Crux!

by Chicken Salad June 25, 2015

toilet surfing

Accessing the internet on a laptop while going #2 on the toilet

Steven was so busy he went toilet surfing so he wouldn't waste time

by toilet-surfer May 8, 2008

more ass than a toilet seat

you're getting more action than a public toilet seat. you are definitely pimpin' with the ladies

Ramon is so cool and suave with them Swedish girls - he gets more ass than a toilet seat.

by Pimpmeister May 9, 2006

toilet paper karma

1. when you use the last of the roll of toilet paper in the bathroom and assume the next person to go in will change instead of you, but in fact you're that next person to use that bathroom and have to do it yourself

2. always choosing the one stall in the public restroom with no toilet paper

"That toilet paper karma is a real beeyotch."

"Every time Barbara Sue goes to KFC, she has the worst toilet paper karma."

by floaster July 4, 2009

toiletbiscuit

A media critic whose opinions are equivalent to the deodorizer cakes you find in urinals.

A toiletbiscuit I follow got real pissed off when his opinions got real pissed on.

by itsm3youknow April 15, 2015