Rogue Toe

When you have one toe that will unexpectedly cramp and separate from the natural pointing angle of the other toes for many mins.

Last night I had my feet up and my left pinky went "Rogue Toe".

by Killthief September 7, 2011

Toe Nail Sacrifice

When a person sacrifices a toe nail in order to save the life/lives of a person/people who may or may not have been forced in to a very hostile hostage situation, usually resulting in the prevention of thousands of fatalities and/or a significant increase of activity in the illegal ivory trade.

Andrew: "Come on man, you know this is wrong, just stop this madness just let them go, I'll do anything!"

Terrorist:"You know there's only one thing you can do Andy, you wanna be a hero well it's time to show your true colours!"

Andrew:"You dont mean........."

Terrorist:"Yeah Andy boy I mean it and i mean it good its time for a TOE NAIL SACRIFICE!!!"

Hostages:"Thankyou Andrew!"

by MudOnMe November 5, 2011

Spud toe

when someone has an abnormally large toe

dude did you just see ur mums spud toe

by donkeycock12555 February 14, 2012

Toe Cramp

A painful feeling when three of your toes (usually three) lock up and cause you to run around and scream like a complete idiot.

BF: Ahhhhh!!!
GF: OMG...what the hell is wrong?!
BF: F***, a toe cramp!
GF: Puss...

by LoudMann June 6, 2012

Reindeer Toe

Festive camel toe, as seen at Christmas parties.

"Liz had major reindeer toe in her sexy elf costume."
"I'm sure Santa from accounting still hit it."
"Eww."

by SaucyMcMuffin September 28, 2014

Toe pad

The fatty meat under each toe

Ouch! I just stubbed my toe pad

by Studmuffin9220 June 13, 2015

The Toe Shit Spinner

When you finger your girls anus with your toe in a circular motion.

When we were doing hacky sacky last night, I gave her the toe shit Spinner

by TheAlmightyWordMaker November 21, 2015