titmouse

Something that is neither a tit nor a mouse. In fact, it's a name of a bird.

Guy: Nice tit...mouse you got there
Girl: You even know what a titmouse is?
Guy: Yeah it's probably a type of mouse
Girl: No it's a bird
Guy: Oh.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 16, 2021

titmotiesed

The act of being memorized by mammaries

He was not only captivated by her, he was titmotiesed by her rack

by Rich Hammerhead Miami December 21, 2021

titmometers

The built-in temperature indicators (nipples) out on the ends of a woman's breasts.

According to her titmometers, damn, it's cold outside.

by Earl! July 7, 2023

titmonger

titmonger combined with anything and itself is titmonger

super awesome guy 1: yo titmonger plus apple equals titmonger
awesomer guy 2: omg yes

by terrabieyt January 26, 2025

Jim Titmouse

A level of remedial inclusion that is depicted as racist because it does not disqualify presumed supremacists.

Merit hiring is Jim Crow? Jim Titmouse, maybe!

by Zappin' Nap January 22, 2025

timotitty

worthless, stupid, incompetent, moronic, thin skinned ice climber.

it would be timotitty-like to go off into the mountains with no skills , food, or knowledge of what may lie ahead, and then to push himself into the jaws of death and cause state dollars to be used unnecessarily for his rescue.

by R-MUTHA-FUGGER-GAR February 19, 2007

timmoi

an evolved version of the word 'timmy' used in the popular television series southpark by a handicapped child named timmy. The word 'timmoi' is used to describe a person (handicapped or not) who is acting like a retarded or handicapped person on purpose or not.

A person injuring themselves or failing to pull off a procedure whilst attempting a stunt or activity may be considered a 'timmoi'

"john stop being a timmoi"

"did you see that timmoi"

by James.Greentree October 23, 2008