5 definitions by Earl!

titmometers

The built-in temperature indicators (nipples) out on the ends of a woman's breasts.

According to her titmometers, damn, it's cold outside.

by Earl! July 8, 2023

fricket

One single fucking-cricket that won't shut the fuck up when you're trying to sleep.

I can't fucking sleep with that fricket making noise.

by Earl! August 29, 2020

Trucker Butter

The slimy, wet residue, left on a toilet seat on a hot summer day, by a fat, greasy, sweaty trucker, after a big shit.

I used the toilet in Wal-Mart, slipped, and almost slid into the bowl, when I sat down on the seat greased with Trucker Butter.

by Earl! January 28, 2023

silversitting

Like babysitting, only for an elderly person.

My father can't be left alone, so I am silversitting him this afternoon.

by Earl! April 7, 2021

Floor Gizzards

A box of buffalo-sauce slathered fried chicken gizzards, set on the floor of an auto body repair shop, and shared by the bros hangin' out, drinking beer, at the end of the day.

"Hey bro, help yourself to the fresh floor gizzards over by that bumper. Get me a beer too, will you?"

by Earl! February 13, 2021