by Kivan123 August 30, 2022
Get the Cleaning the cobmug. Mad, hurried cleaning of one's living quarters, with the expectation of securing a first visit by a member of the opposite sex. Said quarters usually are in such a state of disarray, that only large amounts of caffeine or adrenaline can accomplish the seemingly impossible task. Often accompanied by attempts to make one's quarters "chick-friendly", by purchasing such essential items as: soap, toilet paper, water, and anything to put in the refrigerator other than beer, salasa, and leftover pizza.
Dude, I'm doing mad Contingency Cleaning because Juliana may actually want to come over after her third 7&7.
by Radio Paulie October 30, 2008
Get the Contingency Cleaning mug. The term is an oxymoron used by cannabis smokers to refer to a bong toke or a hit off a water filtered device.
by partyviking June 29, 2013
Get the clean smokemug. by Kivan123 August 30, 2022
Get the cleaning the cobmug. The act of vigorously deep cleaning something or some place while high or appearing to be high on methamphetamine or other stimulant.
I'm sorry I haven't got back to you about the power drill I have for sale. I started looking for it and ended up tweaker cleaning my entire basement.
by JessLoveAlways November 17, 2020
Get the Tweaker Cleaningmug. When you take a big shit and you go to wipe but when you look at your toilet paper after the wipe there is so shit streaks on it. So your butthole is as clean as a white slip.
by cumball January 7, 2023
Get the Clean as a slipmug. A euphemism for masturbation; Origin: my brother was told to clean the fridge but instead went in his room to beat off...
by Starkgarean June 5, 2018
Get the Cleaning the refridgeratormug.