Norfolk Academy

Probably the second best school in Norfolk and the tenth best school in Virginia. Was once a prestigious school but now will pretty much accept anyone with an IQ over 60. Ofc, there are still old teachers and pretentious students (ie The shoe shiner) who think the school is Exeter. Academics are mid, but the athletic program is amazing (that's why the school is mostly jocks and narcs). The average female at NA has a body count of 19, give or take a few, and there are several cases where students have got it on within school boundaries. Most of the kids who go there are super chill, and the teachers are willing to ignore the racist jokes they make. Academy gets somewhat of a bad rap for being preppy, but its really not that preppy at all. The dress code is annoying but teachers barely care and wont dress code you at all. You could literally show up in a T-Shirt. The kids arent even rich, most are just middle class such as myself (the tuition is below average for a prep school and affordable for most middle-class families).

You should def send your kid there as long as he isnt a nerd and plays at least one sport
Student 1: Yo! Did you hear Mr. Manning is leaving Norfolk Academy
Student 2: Yeah! They say hes retiring but the school board is super mad at him for not properly dealing with the racial discrimination lawsuit and the viral tiktok racism complaint video, so they probably asked him to retire lol
Student 1: Dang bro, if he wasn't such a shitty person I would almost feel bad for him
by Dennis Manning June 25, 2022
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Dyce academy

Dyce is a pure shitehole with stinkys and athinh
Dyce academy is a pure stinking shitehole
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Thayer Academy

The evil school where mrs t knows everything about you and your relationship
Me: Hey baby whant to hook up
Girlfriend: Sure lets go into bathroom
Mrs T: HEY CLICKS WHAT U DOIN WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DURING MY STUDY HALL? This is thayer academy you should be respectful!!!
Me: (in my head) shut tha fuck up woman im about to scoooore
by Hello my name is nick May 01, 2011
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Thayer Academy

The most ghetto ass school in the New England area. The principle is the ringleader of the KKK, and the administration is under suspicious of running Al Qaeda. Kids bully other kids like people bully Kylie Jenner's lips. The administration puts forth a potato as higher priority than the lives of their very own children. Not to mention, kids there have enough money to buy the entire west side of Asia, and still have money left over to fuck other regular children around. DO NOT GO TO THIS SCHOOL IF YOU ARE BLACK because it could possibly turn into a lawsuit. Located in Braintree MA, this school has intoxicated the community for over one hundred years. Everyday kids come into class pondering upon their teacher's sexual orientation. If you take away the kids there all you will find is a pile of rotting bricks and a bunch of Vineyard Vines sweaters, maybe some rolex watches.
Maaaannnn, he looks like he went to Thayer Academy. White trash.
by manathi May 09, 2015
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Thayer Academy

shitty backup school enrolling the white trash of the south shore.
Oh, you go to Thayer Academy? You must suck so much dick that you can hardly see.
by Teddy P. January 13, 2005
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Columbus Academy

A shithole of rich pussies and privileged brats who feel that the world owes them something.
Even Hitler wouldn't go to Columbus Academy
by Dillion harper September 25, 2015
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Hillel academy

hillel is a school with a bunch of rich, wanna be ghetto children who like man. They are usually light-skinned and most of them bought their way into the school. They claim to be smart people but that's like 5 out of every year. They are children who's parents have money to waste so they send them to hillel to avoid the children going to "commoner schools"
Oh you go to hillel academy ? Yuh ave money!
by ARMY 101 January 05, 2023
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