The act of screaming "Du ma!" like a fob, then pulling a soggy, wet, greasy, cold, stanky eggroll out of ones pocket and shoving it into anothers mouth while they are trying to talk. Then violently slap the victim till satisfied.
girl: do you have s-i-l-v-e-r-w-a-r-e?...
guy: DU MA!!!
*fob slap*
girl: ow wtf!...oh hell naw. i've just been fob slapped. fml.
guy: DU MA!!!
*fob slap*
girl: ow wtf!...oh hell naw. i've just been fob slapped. fml.
by PhatassTactix October 9, 2010
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I used to think I was stuck in my behavioural patterns forever. Then I brain-slapped myself.
Doing something revolutionary like asking for help really brain-slapped me.
Doing something revolutionary like asking for help really brain-slapped me.
by Krkič February 12, 2019
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Person #1: He's such a jerk, next time I see him it's jiffy slap time.
Person #2: Use chunky, smooth just wont cut it.
Person #2: Use chunky, smooth just wont cut it.
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Person A: Messing with the police.
Person 1: You're going to get Jack-slapped
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Person 1: You're going to get Jack-slapped
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