tentanitus

A disease in which it causes you to become a homosexual.

“Ryan came out they other day, looks like he's got tentanitus“.

by boobs&pee November 6, 2019

Tentacle murphy

Big slimy Girthy cocks

Holy shit I heard Matthew has a tentacle Murphy hidin in his pants!

by Choppy Tom June 23, 2021

Tentacle Job

When a girl sucks on a tentacle of a Hentai monster. It's like a blowjob but in this case a tentacle job.

That hottie in the Hentai scene just blew a monster via tentacle, meaning she sucked on his tentacle and he got off and came in her mouth. A tentacle job is never easy but always a good time.

by Erika Icon June 21, 2023

Windy Tent

While the penis is in an upright position, holding up the duvet in a tent-like manner, the male asks the female for oral sex. Then, in a manner similar to a dutch oven, the male farts and quickly confines the female underneath the duvet, allowing her the pleasure of only being able to breathe in the sickly atmosphere.

Bertrum: My girlfriend was really pissed off last night.

Oscar: Why?

Bertrum: Because I put her in my windy tent.

by 12connaught December 6, 2011

Misery tent

A very small and cramped office space consisting mainly of decent and fairly happy males but 1 bitter, beefy, vengeful, and menopausal female who creates a miserable work environment for all who enter said office space.

God, working here is like being in a misery tent!

by Who dat 62? December 26, 2011

Denty Tent

To be a pervert over people that think your creepy and to live in a tent that stalks that persons house

"Oh crap there is a Denty Tent outside

by DatWordGIIBoii June 15, 2018

Toothless Tent Whore

Toothless Tent Whore are also known as a " Clown whores". This type of whore is typically seen in the swampy area of Sellers Lake pushing her Wheel Barrel that carries her Tent to set up shop. When this clown whore sets up her tent she then invites any married man (that can stand her foul vagina stinch without slipping on her snail trail ) in,, she then proceeds to trade sexual favors with these married men for small bags of dope. No respectable man would ever be seen outside in public with this poor tent Whore for she is far to grotesque n smelly. Her parents are brother and sister see, it's from all the incest.

This particular bag whore also has no teeth due to her excessive bad hygiene n gingivitis. This bag whores breath is so disgustingly ratchet that it will literally bleach your hair if she speaks directly at you. Always stand a good 3-4 ft away when allowing this tent whore to bark at you. It could mean life or death.

Toothless tent whore s are always hiding in the swampy Fulton areas, they typically go by the name Michelle.

by Amy Jae September 19, 2019