tentanitus 

A disease in which it causes you to become a homosexual.

“Ryan came out they other day, looks like he's got tentanitus“.

tentanitus by boobs&pee November 6, 2019

textonitus 

The soreness you get in your thumbs from texting too much.

I have to actually call my friends because my thumbs are too sore to text them today, I think I have textonitus.

textonitus by Free Ranger June 3, 2007

TENTITUS 

The aftermath of sleeping for one or more nights in a tent alone or otherwise.

I went to Glastonbury this year. The first night of sleeping in the tent, you wake up feeling horrible due to the temperature inside being 1000 degrees.

TENTITUS by Garyaaa July 12, 2005

tentatious 

a random word billzo_ made up in june(?) 2022 while being "tormented by their friends" (as she described) in fnaf

it probably doesn't mean shit but from context im guessing he ment it as "insane/crazy" maybe? could be incorrect but this is billzo we're talking about so im not suprised

"you being hella tentatious right now."

tentatious by ghostdotjpg January 19, 2023

Tarkovian-vascular-testinitus 

Tarkovian-vascular-testinitus: Noticeable Swelling of the Male Testicular Region. Results from over exposure from a Popular fps MMO Shooter Escape from Tarkov. May produce long lasting reproproductive harm, and thus the inability to reproduce.

Symptom's of Tarkovian-vascular-testinitus include: Trouble taking deep breaths, increased need to write code or hacks that allows yourself or others to cheat to win inside Escape from Tarkov, purchase 3rd party cheats or hacks from others who lack the ability to reproduce and most likely live in the basement of parents home. Using Real Currency to purchase otherwise free ingame lootables, example: roubles, guns, armor, keys, etc. An overwhelming sense of insecurity of ones Pee pee, inability to complete sentences, make direct eye contact with the opposite sex

This definition has not been approved by the FDA and has no clear and or concise way of preventing its outcome except as to not play Escape from Tarkov because you are just bad at it.

subject 1: Have you noticed anything wrong with subject 3 recently?
subject 2: Yes it appears subject 3 has a very noticeable growth to his Groinal region.

subject 1: Pretty sure he has contracted Tarkovian-vascular-testinitus
subject 2: Should we possibly speak to his wife?
subject 1: Nope, if she hasn't noticed by now what's the point.

Tarkovian-vascular-testinitus by Upin Urmum September 14, 2021

Tarkovian-vascular-testinitus 

Tarkovian-vascular-testinitus: Noticeable Swelling of the Male Testicular Region. Results from over exposure from a Popular fps MMO Shooter Escape from Tarkov. May produce long lasting reproproductive harm, and thus the inability to reproduce.

Symptom's of Tarkovian-vascular-testinitus include: Trouble taking deep breaths, increased need to write code or hacks that allows yourself or others to cheat to win inside Escape from Tarkov, purchase 3rd party cheats or hacks from others who lack the ability to reproduce and most likely live in the basement of parents home. Using Real Currency to purchase otherwise free ingame lootables, example: roubles, guns, armor, keys, etc. An overwhelming sense of insecurity of ones Pee pee, inability to complete sentences, make direct eye contact with the opposite sex

This definition has not been approved by the FDA and has no clear and or concise way of preventing its outcome except as to not play Escape from Tarkov because you are just bad at it.

subject 1: Have you noticed anything wrong with subject 3 recently?
subject 2: Yes it appears subject 3 has a very noticeable growth to his Groinal region.

subject 1: Pretty sure he has contracted Tarkovian-vascular-testinitus
subject 2: Should we possibly speak to his wife?
subject 1: Nope, if she hasn't noticed by now what's the point.

Tarkovian-vascular-testinitus by Upin Urmum September 14, 2021