Stone's Law

The principle that the more stoned you are, the more likely normal things around you are to break. It is a direct relationship between the user and the objects (electronics, doors, food packaging, public fountains) wherein the objects break in front of the user, causing him or her to wonder if the item is really broken or if they are really high.

Circa 2012: named for the American designer, professor and coffee connoisseur, who first proposed such an idea in 2006.

(After getting high) "Weird, my headphones have always worked before but now the left earpiece is broken. Is it broken? Or is this just Stone's Law?"

by StonesLaw March 4, 2019

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Stone

The thing that thanos used to kill half of all life on the universe

Thanos has two stones now

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Stone

Stone is a very athletic guy and he tries to make people laugh. He loves sports he also likes to be in the outdoors. He is very loyal to a girl if they’re loyal back to him. He does not like to argue and He tries to live his best life.

Stone is a good guy.

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Stone Shit Storm

When a woman is washing her mans "stones" in the shower, and the man sharts, thinking it was a fart, and accidentally shits on the woman.

"Hey Frank. I'm gonna be late to work today. The hubby asked me to wash his pebbles while in the shower, and he ended up giving me a Stone Shit Storm. So imma need another shower to get the poop off."

by Big Nuts McJim April 4, 2020

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