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squeezing the sponge

When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.

Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.
“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”

“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”

The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge
by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018
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Hairy sponge

When you cut your pubic hair, and put it on your friends’ kitchen sponges
Dude, fuck Joe, he hairy sponged me.
by EliqqerBuna December 18, 2021
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Sponge-Bob Squarepants

The great dank yellow-one
"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...Sponge-Bob Squarepants"
by CHIP!! June 8, 2018
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Word Sponge

Someone who, when participating in a conversation, chooses to say little no words, generally because they have nothing interesting to contribute.
That guy was a real word sponge, he didn't say a single thing.
by The Word Sponge August 28, 2015
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Sponge

v. Meaning your mental function is not normal (dumb, slow, special, retarded, stupid, etc.)
a. You sponge as fuck.

b. Stop being a sponge.

c. Get yo sponge ass out my face.
by Sam Saw March 30, 2017
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floor sponge

To lay down on a floor and corner peek on Rainbow Six Siege.
Bro I just got killed by this fuckin floor sponge in garage
by ADB123 April 29, 2022
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Sponge

Example “Shauna and Beth,” asked Lara, “do you want to go slug?”

“Yeah, that’s sponge” they said
by El metro July 13, 2022
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