Splook

A splook is a little ball of shit that hits the toilet water and creates a perfect ssplash that douses your asshole with a shock of cold water. The sound it makes is very onomatopoeic.

So I was reading the sports section when a splook soaked my butt and I almost dropped my phone in the john

by Roastr2 February 13, 2022

Splornge

The color you turn after to much spray tan

Donald Trump is way to splornge to be on TV

by $haggy March 8, 2022

Slorkman

a person who is slork hoooo crazy

hoohooo wiple is a slorkman with the U CRIT

by slorkman March 15, 2022

Sporkedein

A dumb ass bitch usually named Darin

“Darin was such a sporkedein the other day”

by r0mcom April 11, 2022

Splorp

To look at one's own explore page on Instagram.

I'd spent so long splorping I was late for my lesson.

I'm gonna splorp my insta and see what's new.

by Bignizzle June 15, 2022

Sporking

The act of spooning while inserting at least a finger into at least two of the urethra, vagina, or anus.

Did you hear Gabe is into sporking? I can't believe he wants shit up his dick hole.

by Sporking Fan July 22, 2022

Sploiky

A compressed creature may be described as sploiky

Person 1: I put a hampster in a hydraulic press its sploiky now :)

Person 2: I dont want to be friends with you anymore

by Trunko December 21, 2022