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Smuk rukus

To be doing the most in a bad way.but doing it moving. Or being of a rude and/or obnoxious manner... while keeping a steady pace forward
Did you seeOzzy doing the most, stealing'theving breaking shit,and ranting raveand doing the most doing moving on that bad ass motorcycle he just got .it's Hella loud.ozzy making a smuk rukus and doing it moving that little smuk ruker!
by anonymous April 1, 2026
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Smark

An obese, nerd, neckbeard, incel that demands WWE push vanilla midget indy jobbers like CM Punk, Cody Rhodes, Nakamura, Adam Cole, Fergal, Dolph Ziggler. They deliberately cheer for the biggest losers on the roster like Mizdow and Ellsworth because they've got zero charisma and are the size of twigs. Yet these losers will boo guys with charisma and character. They use dumb phrases such as "work rate" and "technical wrestling" to justify hijacking shows to get midget jobbers pushed undeservedly. They can normally be seen with AEW merch on and "I'm a hugger" signs. You can also smell these people a mile off as they stink of cheeto dust and dry encrusted fecal matter. In their eyes Brock Lesnar should lose clean to Rockstar Spud because they're retards
Whatculture and Dave Meltzer are smarks
by Smarkbuster June 2, 2025
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Smuck

Semen, vaginal discharge, or spit in an obsese negro woman's hairy vagina after a gangbang or having a train ran on her.
Wow Craig just licked the smuck in JaShawnda's pussy after that sesh.
by Loliguessthesearewords August 25, 2025
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Smarkle

To make something smell amazing and sparkle — to clean it so well it shines.
When you smarkle something, it doesn’t just get cleaned; it gets that fresh scent, that glow, that “new again”
“Dang, this place looks brand new!”
“Yeah, I smarkled the whole house.”
by i3reezy October 19, 2025
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Craig'sLurk

aka Craig'sLurking, Craig'sLurked, Craig'sLurker.

To stalk a particular item with specific qualities on the classified ads site Craig'sList until achieving success. This stalking is usually achieved through refreshing the search on multiple browser windows several times a day, every day.
"Nice coffee table!"
"Yeah, I Craig'sLurked it for 3 weeks until I finally found one in good shape for under $50"
by Siralene October 9, 2009
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drooping smuk

when a man/woman has had so much sex that the genitals may fall off, or shrivel up
guy 1: dude, i had so much sex during collage!

guy 2: wow, did you ever have drooping smuk?

guy 1: sadly yes
by jeffxking August 3, 2010
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baker smerk

undefinable, but priceless

maybe a slight curl of the lips
Cheech: (insert joke here)
Baker: (the baker smerk)
by capam713 May 14, 2011
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