Smurked

Comes from the words (Smurked) and (Murked). Originated in Nottingham, the amazing word means to kill someone by Hitting your penis on a persons cheeks.

1|Yo, i accidnetly killed ma m8
2|how?
1|I Smurked him
2|Erghhhh

by Jay C January 14, 2005

Smirked

A cocky smile or arrogant gesture often displayed at the misfortune of others.

The bitch smirked at the quadriplegic attempting to reach the soup cans on the high shelf of the grocery store.

by Ghouligan July 24, 2016

Smurfed

When you go to take a dump in a "Port-a-John" type toilet and it has been recently cleaned and you get a splash back that gets the blue liquid all over your ass and balls.

I just went to take a dump and I got smurfed.

by jammats69 September 9, 2014

Smarked

Getting really really high off of your substance of choice, usually cannabis. This word originated in the Facepunch Drug Discussion sub-forum.

Me:Dude, did you see kyle? He was smarked as hell.

Not Me: Yeah man, he faced that 1/4 to himself.

by its shortie April 28, 2012

go get smurfed

To tell someone to go to sleep and wake up by getting whacked across the face by a penis.

Smokey: To hell with you!
Smokeys lil bro: Go get smurfed!

by Smokeys lil bro January 30, 2005

Smurfed

To get slapped across the cheeks by a penis till they turn blue.

OMG, his cheecks are blue, he has been 'Smurfed'!

by Matthew B December 5, 2004

Smucked

When you get smushed during sex with a fat chick.

"Dude, did you hear what happened when he brought home fat chick from the bar? They had sex and he got smucked"

by Dan Price October 8, 2007