smooking

Otherwise known as nasal felching, to smook, is to clean a partners nasal cavities with your tongue.

Jim is Smooking Brenda until she sneezes in his face.

by Rocketflaps May 3, 2016

shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity

Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.

by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016

Stocking Stuffer

When your fisting a girl and her pussy's so wide you can stuff it with two fists

i surprised her with a stocking stuffer and she finally got off

by Porkrhind December 21, 2016

Smucking Dick

Smoking weed out of someones penis.

"I came up with this idea of smoking weed out of someones penis! I call it 'smucking dick'"

by Coke_Cane September 5, 2017

Smoking the muff

The act of taking a draw from a smokable of your choice and blowing it into a vaginal orifice then re-inhaling the smoke from said orifice a second time.

Dude, anyone can smoke normally. You gotta try smoking the muff!

by Zombiestl October 8, 2017

Socking

Taking your lovers socks and using them to please yourself

"I've been socking all night"

by Guelphyite April 23, 2018

Smoking the same pie

when a group of people are equally delusional about any given topic are situation

john and richie both think frehsly picked lemons cause lyme disease. they're all smoking the same pie

by mistahroga June 3, 2018