Smithering

To suck up to your boss when he looks like Monty Burns.

Pretty much what Hodgie does, usually with a wrinkly old dick hitting the back of his throat.

What has Hodgie been doing in Monty's office all morning?
Oh he's probably been Smithering again.

by the gypo May 23, 2018

Smithsonian fender bender

A Smithsonian fender bender is when you’re having rough anal sex with an elderly woman and stick your whole fist in her pussy hole and scream, “Dumb Dumb gimme Gum Gum”.

Damn your grandma was not ready for my smithsonian fender bender.

by CJN2302 March 15, 2019

poop smith

one who's job includes working with poop

stinkin poop smith didnt give me my stinkin poop back yet

by Shaniqua Watkins June 10, 2007

Alex-Smithed

The act of replacing something you had that was good enough with something you believed, whether or not true, was better.

"That bitch done Alex-Smithed my black ass for some nigga with a gold grill and a fur house!!"

A: "They Alex-Smithed the head nurse?! But I thought she was doing a good job?"

B: "I guess the Doctors found someone else they believed could better suck them instead of just being a dick manager."

by Fobbies January 1, 2013

connor smith

He is a nugbot and he is my nugbot, so connor smith is defined as the most wonderful-est nug in the world, he also snores and kicks you out of bed when he's sleeping, so you can't share the same bed. He also eats fish, and wags his tail and barks like a cat when he's hungry. He can't dance to save his life, so no telling him to dance because he'll fail (bless him). He can run like a snail and eat people's toenails, he likes to fart while sleeping and accuses you that it wasn't him when blatantly it was. He laughs at people when they fall over and points to them and then copies them, because he thinks it's clever. He loves to wear shorts in the winter because it sets all the trends and he loves to wear sunglasses when it rains because everyone does. And that's the moral of the story, never believe the internet.

Connor Smith is the real donatello from teenage mutant ninja turtles because he's a computer wiz kid.

by Leighonardo February 7, 2015

Dusty Smith

An elderly woman's dehydrated genitals.
One who is fond of elderly women's dehydrated genitals.

"Mrs.Jackson might look like a 10, but she's got a bad case of the Dusty Smith."

"Ted's a bit of a granny chasing Dusty Smith."

by BBB.Man July 20, 2017

Alissa Smith

Is the most beautiful person in the whole world

I talk to Alissa Smith all the time

by The doodlebug January 12, 2018