Slap Ass Friday

When girls get slapped in the butt by guys. Every Friday it is scheduled. A day when people can slap other people's butts. Girls can slap guys' butts too. Some people do enjoy this day. But it must be very painful for some girls, though.

Today, I noticed it was Slap Ass Friday. I spotted my crush of three years. And As I walked down the hall, I spotted him. Then, I passed by and I quickly slapped his bum with hard, heavy pressure. I could tell he enjoyed it because of his huge smile. It was great pleasure to do that. He blushed as I gave a wink and ran off cafeteria.

by I<3Sgt.Frog July 15, 2010

slap the cat

Sex. To hit the pussy.

I told my old lady that I wanted to slap the cat tonight.

by Sledgehammer October 9, 2004

slap bag

The Slap Bag is a bike handlebar mounted bag that open and closes with just one hand. It has a front edge much like a slap bracelet that can open and then close with one hand. It is designed to carry your cell phone, keys, wallet/money, a camera, food/bars/gu, first aid kit/bandaids, kids toys or anything you find that you want to take on your next adventure. It also mounts to strollers, scooters, boats, strider bikes, kids bikes, cruiser bikes, fixie bikes, fat bikes, mountain bikes and likley many other things we haven't yet discovered.

I use The Slap Bag on all my bike adventures to carry my cell phone, keys and some food for my ride.

by TheSlapBag June 6, 2016

slapdick

SLapdick, someone who doesnt know what the hell their doing, and proceeds to fuck up

what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!

by Fred July 23, 2004

Slapberry

To use your BlackBerry phone to slap someone near you, preferably using the backside of the phone to hit the cheek of the offender.

John: "Dude, leave me alone or i'm gonna slapberry you."
Dude: "What the hell is slapberry? Bring it on."
(John slapberries Dude)
Dude: "Fuck, didn't see that coming."

by Dudeonym December 24, 2009

slap baby

Off spring conceived by dubious actions of the mother, stealing fresh sperm from her partner's used prophylactic and slapping it in her vagina.

He didn't want kids, so she got herself a slap baby.

by Clara Clayton July 21, 2016

Slapdickery

Slapdickery is when a bunch of stupid shit is happening around you or when you are in close proximity to one or more slapdicks.

I can't believe anyone is fucktarded enough to vote for Biden, but 80 million fucktards is a buttload of slapdickery.

I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.

by geederd November 28, 2020