Scooted the rooster

Paying the bill before the cock, who is doing it for self gratification, can.

Before Richard could gloat over paying the bill, Bryton scooted the rooster.

by Tcop October 14, 2020

Scooter spooning

When two individuals are on one electric scooter at the same time.

Look at those two guys scooter spooning. They look like Jack and Rose from the Titanic.

by Bulletbaba July 20, 2021

scooter ankle

An alternative way of saying suicide.

I hate this life. I'm gonna commit scooter ankle.

by Chillax_Bro August 17, 2021

scootllution

The encumbering of the natural environment with scooter trash, abandoned scooters in walkways, streets, not where they belong.

The landscape has been blighted with scootllution.

by Mark Haxty September 29, 2021

Scooting the bucket

When your husband makes you do his chores

He was scooting the bucket this morning when he forgot to take out the garbage.

by M.Noodle December 30, 2021

Scooter Kid

Always at fault.

“Did you hear about the scooter kid that was ran over by a suspect fleeing a bank robbery at high speed on a skateboard?”

“Yes, I did. It was his clearly the scooter kid’s fault.”

by Wardaddy Kang February 15, 2022

war scootch

a soldiers overseas girlfriend

"mika is my war scootch"

by mika.chan January 25, 2008