Sandy Turd Flex (STF)

When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.

"Man I hate it when I have a sandy turd flex (STF) in the bathroom"

by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016

lil’ Sandy

The name of a male’s penis during sex that isn’t washed.

I didn’t have time to take a shower last night so I just gave her my lil’ Sandy.

by Dr. Shroom July 6, 2020

Sandy Towel

To have sand resting in ones pubic hair or on the pubic mound, making any activity extremely uncomfortable.

We where having sex on the beach but it hurt to much because of my sandy towel

by i fuckar tu madre August 11, 2011

Sandy

The act of breaking something and putting in back together just good enough so that the next person who uses it thinks they broke it.

I broke the phone holder but sandyed it so the next driver takes the blame

by User2828 May 9, 2021

Sandies

Airplanes used in Vietnam for ground support, low and fast.

Yesterday a couple of sandies flew by and took out half of their company.

by TURK52 February 24, 2022

Sandi

Sandi is the most alfa fuckboy man in the town. Every girl wants to experience his massive dick. He can't go outside without girls staring at him.

He has a sandi dick

by VBboy November 21, 2021

Sandy

The most beautiful flower, not only in Bikini Bottom, but also in the solar system. Having a Sandy as a friend is a blessing which only comes to a small number of people. Sandys are passionate, kind and empathetic. They also tend to be crazy, but mostly the good kind.

“What is your friends name?”
“Her name is Sandy”
“Wow, you are kidding. I didn’t know you were chosen like that.”

by sandysfriend July 16, 2025