Steventology

The religion of Apple users with Steve Jobs as their L. Ron Hubbard of the cult.

To accuse Apple of anything wrong is in direct violation of Steventology.

by Cursor_ September 13, 2007

warm steve

when you shit in a tube sock and then hit somebody with it.

last night when joe fell asleep i gave him a warm steve.

by FERENCHAK February 20, 2008

Steven

Very sweet, loving, and emotional. Knows how to put a smile on your face and will always be there for you. Very stubborn at times but caring at other times. Looks for his friends best interest. Doesnt open up to many people, but cares about the ones he does open up to. Very popular and known well by the ladies. sometimes has trouble making decisions for himself and looks to others for help. easily taken advantage of. Kind-hearted and gental. Hold onto and steven that may walk into your life. once hes gone, hes not coming back.

Hes amazing, must be a steven.

by crazyyylovr3 July 6, 2011

Steve Irwin

a great croc hunter who died by a stingray which is kinda ironic but will be remembered.

R.I.P Steve

crikey Steve Irwin u were a good man

by amittima September 7, 2006

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs

When you're texting a perfect babe and then the iPhone's auto-correct kills the mood.

Victim: I wanna duck you in my parents ned. Tight cow.

Babe: ...?

Pervy Onlooker: Cockblocked by Steve Jobs again? That ducks, man.

by Vonnegut better. September 5, 2013

steve jones

Totally underated Guitarest of the Sex pistols.

Steve jones was fucking awesome, give him some credit to!

by comegetmebitch September 21, 2006

Even Stevens

Tween/teen Disney Channel original comedy series, airing from 1999-2003. Staring Shia LaBeouf (Disturbia, Transformers) as Louis Stevens & Christy Carlson-Romano (Kim Possible) as Ren Stevens.

The series centers around Louis & Rens' bickering as brother and sister.

Do you remember that episode of Even Stevens where The Twitty-Stevens Connection played a concert on the school roof?! It was hilarious.

by OldSchoolDCfan January 10, 2012