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smooth pocket

Referring to the anus, specifically as a clandestine storage site for drugs.
With the cops just around the corner, I barely had time to store my weed in the smooth pocket.
by chip and pepper February 18, 2008
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smoore

smoore is a mix of names. the name must start with an S and there last name must be Moore.
For example, Shawna Moore would be Smoore
by babybitchx0x March 30, 2008
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smoot zong

Mother: You never do anything with your life!

Son: I know, im a smoot zong.
by sirflinstone January 20, 2010
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Smooshball

A game played with two players and a rubber ball hit against walls in a room.

Basics:

The main objective to win is to get the most points by hitting the ball into a bucket in ten minutes.

Each shot is worth one point.

There is a medium sized triangle marked around the bucket so that if the ball is inside of that triangle no player may touch it.

A new serve is started when the ball is hit into the bucket or stops bouncing.

Both players in the game must be sitting at all times.

Turbo Rounds:

In the event of a tie at the end of ten minutes, a 'Turbo round' is played.

Turbo rounds consist of the last player to tie up the game going fist having one minute to get as many points as they can, then the other player does the same. Whoever has more points wins.

If they tie again they repeat the 'Turbo round' until a player wins.

Bonuses:

If a player hits the ball into a small target on the opposite side of the court, they get two points.

If a player hits the ball and it hits at least 3 things (not the inside of the bucket) before it makes it in, they get two points.

End:

full Smooshball matches can last several games long, but can end after any ten minute game.
Hey, wanna play smooshball?

sure. :)
by Ninjaroxursox May 8, 2010
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warm smoothie

Fellatio. Or, at least good fellatio. Originally coined by Jeremy RN. Has now become common ER language.
"Man, I sure would like a warm smoothie and a Sierra Nevada Pale" -Jeremy RN
by chase t February 17, 2006
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blumpkin smoothy

Punching a grumpy (pooping) Whilst getting a gagger (head) from someone with no teeth.
Your grandma gave me a blumpkin smoothy after watching The Golden Girls while your Grandpa was passed out on the couch.
by Funny Pants February 9, 2010
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cocaine smoothie

When someone goes to blow cocaine up your ass hole and you shart in their mouth.
My friend ate Taco Bell and it turned into a cocaine smoothie.
by Tony jr. November 11, 2014
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