selfie

the act of performing fellatio on one's self

My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

selfie tea bag

when you tack of selfie with your nuts on someones face

i fucked this bitch up that was talking shit about my girl i whipped my balls out and put them on his face and took a "selfie tea bag"

by chandho April 18, 2014

playboy selfie

A selfie that shows stuff but does not at the same time.

Wow, these playboy selfies are really hot

by Mark Norman May 14, 2014

stickless selfie

A selfie done specifically without the use of a selfie stick; by hand

its a pretty cool drunken achievement to do a shotgun stickless selfie

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! August 07, 2017

ai selfies

An app to create professional headshots using ai

Ai selfies allows you to create profile pictures from your selfies

by Krjony December 27, 2024

selfie snipe

A selfie that it is taken with other people doing random shit, completely oblivious to the selfie that is being taken.

My roommate got a secr

sniper selfie which I was oblivious too of me popping my girlfriends zits. Without me knowing

Selfie snipe.

by Selfie freak August 05, 2018

selfieness

The propensity to take pictures of yourself wherever you go.

I'd take her with me if it weren't for her obsessive selfieness.

by Cynicool July 12, 2017