i am a single pringle ready to mingle

This phrase describes when you are a single and ready to mingle.

hello everyone I am a single pringle ready to mingle.

by Catzwithdonutzarecool June 11, 2018

reading my mail

Knowing my thoughts and views without being told.

So, do you want to do a three-way?
You've been reading my mail, honey.

by octopod November 22, 2003

readelete

Reading a text, email, or any other type of online message and deleting it without replying

This means that you obviously don't want to have any type of communication with who/whatever sent you the message.

If you question whether somebody is readeleting your messages, stick to the 24 hour reply rule and the 7 day reply rule

Steve: I sent this bitch 15 messages over the last 2 weeks and she ain't replying....

Dan: She's giving your messages the good old readelete, just let it go man

by Optical_Epilepsy September 3, 2010

Readyone

Readyone (noun): "Any person (male or female) being in the state of mind where they are wanting and willing to engage in acts of a pleasing nature."

Mostly refered to girls that are ready

Readyones.com is a growing community for readyones to gather and discuss their readiness.

The club was crackin! Readyones were everywhere. We took some home and had a trizie!

by Readyones.com August 24, 2004

Ready lights on

Nipples poking through a chick's shirt. Back in the day, B-52 bombers carrying nuclear weapons had a process whereby they would flip some switches to arm their bombs. Above each switch was a raised bulb that would light up when the bombs were ready to explode if dropped. A bombardier would say "Ready lights on" as a way to let everyone else know that he was ready to do some damage. The expression then came to be a way for aircraft personnel to call attention to nipples showing up the way ready lights would.

I didn't think it was cold out today, but that chick has her ready lights on.

by Craig56 April 26, 2007

read the constitution

1. A phrase that is said to someone who is unaware of constitutional policies.
2. Synonymous with the phrase "look it up"
3. RTFM

The phrase was made popular by presidential candidate Ron Paul when discussing the need of a Declaration of War from Congress to go to war.

Republican: We don't need a Declaration of War from Congress to go to war.
Ron Paul: Read the constitution!

A: You can take 4 steps after you stop your dribble in basketball.
B: Read the constitution!

A: How do I connect my printer to my computer?
B: Read the constitution!

by nasalini November 2, 2007

Readisodes™

A short form, out of the ordinary, story of everyday life. Much like a TV show with your favorite characters doing silly things.

Unlike a personal blog it does not consist of tedious day to day events, rather highlighting parts of life that deserve props.

Readisodes™ Include copy, pictures, links, movies, etc. anything that represents the cause, reaction, or the destruction of an event. They also allow for viewer commenting or uploading their own related Readisode™

Readisodes™ are better than episodes, blogs, and myspace.

by Bunket October 16, 2008