Pre-net

Any medium through which information is gained that was in occurance before the invention of the internet - e.g. a book is a form of pre-net.

Man: Dude, did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer!
Dude: No way man, that sounds bogus.
Man: Nah homie, for shizzle, I read it in the pre-net.
Dude: Shit, I better check.

by Padre Ineffect February 16, 2009

Pre-Twattery

Before Twattery can take event, pre-twattery has to come in
1. usually used when you are bored
2. need 3 points to win on scrabble and you see twat on the board

1. Dave: im bored
Jim: screw you your alway just full of pre-twattery i hate you (storms out the room)
Dave: ...

2. Jim: yeah... so yey 10points "Pre-Twattery"
Dave: thats not a real word what you on about
Jim: Thats not what urban dictionary said, i win

by Oli C March 22, 2009

pre-rec

Pre-requisite. Usually refering to courses or work-training in college. Also encountered in RPG and MMORPG game-talk.

I'd like to sign up for the "Computational Linguistics" course, but the "Methodology" pre-rec is a real turnoff.

- Dude! That's a bad-ass skill right there!
- Yeah, but the pre-recs are a real pain in the rear.

by Jan Kuncewicz January 1, 2008

Pre-Meal

The food version of Pre-Gaming.

What you do when you are expected to attend a large dinner at an expensive restaurant celebrating something.

The act of eating a full meal before the actual dinner so that you either don't have to eat, or can order something small and inexpensive at the restaurant.

Can be used as a verb: Pre-mealing

Amber W. "yeah her birthday dinner is tonight and my bank account is in the negative..."

Amber H: "hmm I was thinking pre-meal around 6?"

Amber W: "Sounds good to me!"

by Amber & Amber October 1, 2010

pre-wasted

Getting drunk before dinner, then sobering up while eating, only to get shit-faced again afterward.

I had a hard time getting a buzz on after dinner, because I was so pre-wasted.

by turbinepilot April 1, 2009

Pre-consumtion

The act of eating a woman out, during, directly before, or directly after giving birth to a child.

My wife went into labor last night, and she totally asked for pre-consumtion.

by Justis. January 1, 2010

pre madonna

1. a vain and tempermental person.
2. A drama queen
3. a distinguished female operatic singer/star
4. a person who is not pleasant or agreeable
5. A wanna-be diva

psh look at that stupid pre madonna walking over there she thinks people actually give a shit to her.

by volibolking August 10, 2006